All you need to know about climate change.

It’s caused by:

1. Russian President Putin.

2. Cow farts. Yep, it was AOC who wanted to ban cows and hamburgers because of the methane they emit. But the millions of acres of swamps and thawing tundra and rotting plants emitting methane magically don’t count.

3. Gasoline Cars. Biden plans to ban all sale of gas cars by 2030.

4. US coal plants. But not Chinese coal plants.

5. Only Western nations. Not other modern nations like China, North Korea, Vietnam.

But not volcanoes spewing 100 years worth of CO2 in the air in one eruption, not massive consumerism, not a throw away culture, not the billionaires flying their separate private jet to Davos and other climate change summits.

There. That’s all you need to know.